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2 Perfect Bitches


A man walks up to his wife and shows her a TikTok on his phone. The TikTok he is showing is of 2 females, walking out of a pool wearing skimpy bikinis. At which the man then says, “perfect bitches - not too fat and not too skinny.” 


The wife glares at him, while she also holds back tears. Her husband's liking of these “perfect bitches” reminds her of how much she hates her own self because she looks nothing like either of those 2 females he just showed her. Part of her feels like he must hate her too. 


Later that night the wife walks up to her husband and shows him a picture. He looks at it with an angry yet confused look on his face. He asks his wife “what the hell are you showing me that for and who the fuk is that!?” With a small smirk his wife says, “Well this is the perfect penis - not too big, not too small, and obviously it’s not yours.”


**moral of the story: if you know your spouse has a problem with depression and/or a problem with their self image, self esteem, etc. - DO NOT point out someone else saying they have anything perfect because all you are doing is making your spouse hate themselves even more than they already do; it also makes them second guess your true feelings about them since someone else catches your attention so greatly. 



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